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thedailywhat:

When Bears Don’t Attack of the Day: A British Columbian marijuana farm attempted to protect its goods by luring thirteen black bears to the area with dog food. Not a bad idea, except for one problem: The bears were a bit too — *ahem* — mellow.

From Metro:

The five police officers were called to the marijuana plantation, near Christina Lake, to dismantle the farm and arrested two men in the process, while stumbling across the bears.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police sergeant Fred Mansvield, said: “They (the bears) were tame, they just sat around watching.”

[metro / photo: ap.]

I’ve always wanted a guard bear, let alone a stoned guard bear.

Fuckin bears just chillin.